Sunday, July 27, 2014

The Frog FBI

I'm being watched. I don't know if they know I know, but I know. They're pretty small and have great disguises, but I have still seen them. Just last night one of them tried to nail me on the front porch - right in front of all the neighbors, too! Anyway, they think I don't know, but I do. Earlier this evening I watched one of them leave his post and crawl very slowly to his companion agent. They tried to be very casual about it, but I saw the whole thing. They glanced at each other, but then turned their heads. One went south while the other went north. Then, I lost them for awhile only to later find the brown guy sitting right out there on the ledge staring at me. The green guy was really incognito because I couldn't see him anywhere. Two weeks ago they infiltrated the house, but we quickly deployed our anti-FBI dome and they haven't made it through again. Stay tuned for updates on their tactics. Like I said, they don't think I know, but I do. It's hard to miss activity in the flower box on the other side of the kitchen window!

No comments:

Post a Comment